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2444 points giveaway!!! winner every 38 min. You may be wondering is this for real? 2444 points giveaway! yes, this is real. My brother just give me 8956 points. O.O ( he don't have time to get on to DA anymore, so he don't need it anymore.) (I already spend about 4000 points)
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2500 points giveaway!! winner every 40 min.This will be the Last huge amount of points giveaway for this week!! so don't miss out!
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3569 points giveaway!You probably wondering could this be true?
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1444 points giveaway.-closeHey everyone. I am mainly doing this giveaway is to promoted my comic strip: Ni comic strips.
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2855 points give away!This journal was approve by the deviant staff member so your
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To my male halfYou’re the Ash to my Pikachu,
the lenses to my frames.
Whenever the world’s gone mad,
your laugh takes away the pain.

Nerds must stick together,
like paper and glue.
I must have had good karma,
since I chanced upon finding you.

Through all the inside jokes,
and those awkward looks we get,
I’m fairly certain people think we’re crazy;
we’d be better off staying silent, I bet.

But where’s the fun in that?
Eccentric is simply what we’re meant to be!
These fools clearly cannot understand
how entertaining it is to be you and me.

So here’s to you, my dear friend;
my fellow forever Pokémon Tr

Strange ThoughtsOne day just like any other,
I found myself laying in my bed,
all kinds of strange & crazy thoughts going through my head.
How can horses & dragons also be flies?
Could lions really be fish?
Was it nature, or did both these creatures emerge
from a child's demented wish?

Was there ever such a thing as a crippled dinosaur?
Did cavemen ever swim?
Were dogs ever butlers,
tending to their owner's every whim?
Could mice ever play basketball?
Could a tarantula ride a bike?
Were cats ever not lazy
& actually had a few people they liked?

Could an elephant ever go cartsurfing?
Would wolves ever sing karaoke?
Were turtles ever unrestrained by their b

The PokeballA Pokeball is red,
But it is also blue,
Get ready for the fight,
There is nothing to lose.
Pick the one you want.
You know what to do.
Throw it into the air
And say, "I CHOOSE YOU!"

Magical Friend to the End.One thing we can be sure of in life.
Is that relationships come and go.
But friendship never ends.
It's a fact.

For when you are alone.
Or upset.
You can also count on your friends.
To help you out.

And what makes a better friend than a genie.?
To get them out you have to rub the lamp..
And voila!
You have our very own genie.

Having a magical being as a companion is quite.
They can do all sorts of magical things.
Like granting wishes.
And casting spells.

Do you have a friend who can turn into any animal he wants?
Or a friend that can teleport?
Or a friend who can shrink in size?
Do you have a friend who is magical?

If you don't.
You bett

Walken ChantI installed the program.
I invented it.
But I never intended it to be like this.
I meant it to be for fun.

As a joke.
But now I find.
I am getting Walkenized.
Cowbell rings in my mind.

It is a slippery slope of no return
When to Walken's ways and face I turn.
My wish will be forever true
I will be Chris and no more me..
Cowbell. Tink Tink Tink Tink..

The sound rings in my head.
It will not leave.
It's changing me.
From within and out.

The dreams were right.
The visions..
I am becoming..Chris..

Chris, Chris..
I know I shouldn't resist.
I can't get enough of this.
I want to run away..
But I can't help but stay.

It controls me.
I can't st

FairiesDew drops have gathered on
Glasses of wine,
Smelling of spring where the
Fairies have dined.
Twilight’s unfriendliness
Scours the trees,
Stealing their dreams in the
Coldness of screams.
Beasts of the shadows now
Clamber ashore
From rivers that demons have
Come from before.
Teeth shine like knives and
Blood is then spilt,
Quenching the thirst of
Lucifer’s hilt….

I thought I’d write
A lovely poem
About some fairies and gnomes,
But this is what happens
When I’m stuck on a weekend at home.

Walken Chant RepriseAt first I was shocked.
I didn't know what to do.
Because becoming Walken.
Was too good to be true.
I thought it would be scary.
Maybe even a little strange.

I took the slippery road of no return.
To the ways of Walken I did turn.
And then my wish and dreams came true.
I am Chris..and no more me.
But there's nothing else i'd like to be.

And to think..
That it started with a Walken fan, a computer program..
And a cowbell.
Tink tink..tink.

The Tired (Japanese) Employee (limerick)Said a 会社員 "I feel better!
To my boss I've just written a letter.
To avoid getting fired,
I've early retired,
And I'm glad 'cuz I'm feeling 疲れた "

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by ~cronocoffin144, Dec 17, 2006, 4:54:47 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Traditional Fixed Forms

the earth can shake
my bones can break
but i'll never give you
my chocolate cake

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don't bother trying to figure it out. you sillies.

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~sablenemesis Jun 1, 2009 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

WIN!!!!

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~moofied1 Aug 6, 2007

hiya!

this is awesome!

I am featuring this image in my journal, [link] dedicated to CHOCOLATE!!
proper credit and link back to you are given of course!
i just love it!!!

MIZ MOOFIED

~cronocoffin144 Aug 6, 2007

i'm honored. btw this poem is inspired by the time i actually ate half a chocolate cake.

~moofied1 Aug 6, 2007

JUST half???
roflmao!!!
just teasin ya!
i have a hard time stopping at 1/2 of it meself:!!!

~cronocoffin144 Aug 6, 2007

hehe, more surprising than that is the fact that i only weigh about 115lb

~moofied1 Aug 6, 2007

i carry about 180 lbs on a 5' 9" frame-
it doesn't look like 185!!

~cronocoffin144 Aug 6, 2007

i'm only about 5'7" myself

~PseudoWonderland Dec 18, 2006

Awh, I wanted some cake.

~cronocoffin144 Dec 18, 2006

no. its mine.

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